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Generally upon starting one of these mindless banterings of mine, I try to start out with some clever segue into it, but I think I'll sh...

So, turns out, I'm the worst person to ever have a blog in the history of all blogdom. I would just like to say that my life is ridiculo...

I'm not sure what I'm doing here. It's like when you're on a trip and you wake up in the morning in a hotel and for a fracti...